Добрый вечер всем! тут такое вот задание...даны анекдоты английские, мы их перевели на рус а училка говорит вы мне этот анекдот расскажите по русски! тоесть нужно подобрать что то русское похожее на вот эти британские анекдоты: 1)Who is a gentleman? The man who knows how to play bagpipe but doesnt do it!2)I was a musical prodigy. At three I composed an opera. At four I wrote a minuet. At five I wrote a complete symphony. And at five thirty, as usual, I went downstairs and had a cup of tea.3)classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners.4)I play the piano like Rachmaninoff-with both hands5)modern music isn't always as bad as it sounds
