Going with a friend by car, I'm driving, only to get right. With fright through the intersection, ran a krasnyy.Tut watch is the traffic cop waving a stick, stop, think, even if the first day of law is not a law zabrali.Polozhila 500 rubles for every occasion to give a bribe as a husband taught. Suitable seems, said: - "Your Rights, pozhalusta" ... proudly take out my rights and give him a hand and go out ... he quickly grabbed 500 p. and put it in his pocket and said: - "Well, you call me Your name, violate the ...?" .. I have a stupor .. I think - "How does he know me ...???? Perhaps children learn together and are friends, not otherwise ..." What follows is about the dialogue: I (smiling and very cheerfully) - Well, how are you ... are you? As a family, kids ...? He - (confused and frantically rummaging in the recesses of my memory) - Yes, everything seems normal ... I: - Your-child is not translated into our school ...? He said: - What was supposed to ...? I: - Well, of course, it is there said to me recently ... He (and more slowly): - No, we remain in the old ... I: - A holiday where you are going ...? He said: - No, I work ... I am - Ahh .. Well, okay then, call ... He said: - Okay ... call ... He pulled from his pocket my 500 rubles, and lays down their back to me in law and gives prava.Govorit. Sorry, did not recognize ... Turns and slowly walks to his car ... I sit behind the wheel, a friend asked: - "This is your friend ...?" I'm saying that I can not remember, but if a man knows my name and middle name - so familiar ... Yes ... exactly familiar ... I turn to her friend and I see that it slides off the seat to the floor, all red with laughter ... Bother her: - "what if ...??" I ask ... She says: - So rules are written in your name .... but the guy probably suffers so far ...... WHO YOU .....
