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1 While a man was washing (wash) his hair, he noticed that it had fallen out in handfuls.It turned out that he had taken a bottle of bleach instead of shampoo. 2 A prison warden was sitting in his watchtower when suddenly he saw a beautiful girl at the gate. What he didn't know was that some prisoners were planing an escape for that night and they had hired the girl to help them. He went up to her and when they were talking about her car, which she claimed had breaken down 32 prisoners climbed over the prison wall and escaped. 3 A comedian was preparing for his act when he realised that he had left his most important prop-a white pigeon-at home. He replaced it with a cat, which was runing away in the middle of the act because it had seen a mouse backstage. 4 A Formula 1 driver was driving off at high speed and did not notice that his repair them had waved at him frantiсally. It was only after one of the wheels had fallen off that he found out that they had not managed to tighten the screws properly.
